Random Thoughts At Work
Posted by th0r4z1n3 on January 23, 2008
Random thoughts about a customer in the club tonight:
What a fuckin freak! He’s just gonna spin right off this fuckin planet.
Could you possibly do any more drugs?!?!
I wander what color the sky is on whatever planet he came from. Do they speak English there? Cuz you’re kinda struggling with it right now.
Q: “So whatta you do?”
A: “Drugs”
WTF! I don’t think that was the answer she trying to get at bro.
I don’t think I’m the only person in here that don’t give a shit if you could take them into Wal*Mart and get them high for a full week on $10 with nutmeg. That’s not really an accomplishment!
Why the fuck would I sell food?! This is fucking titty-bar you moron! Got the muchies bro? Hmmmm
Q: “You need a cab? It only cost like $5 to get into town.”
A: “No thanks, I’m gonna need all my money for food and drugs. I don’t wanna waste it.”
You’re gonna fuckin walk? It’s 4 fuckin degrees outside! Idiot.
Good bye and good riddance! FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!